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It’s been slow news-wise ’round these parts, so let’s post some fake news: According to The Weekly World News, VP candidate Sarah Palin has shot and killed a bigfoot:
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a… ... Continue reading WWN: Palin Bags a Bigfoot
Putting an end once and for all to skeptics who claim Bigfoot is nothing more than a myth, the giant, hairy creature has been captured in the Catskill Mountains of Upstate New York.
“This is a monumental day for humankind,” exults anthropologist Marcus Wainright. “We finally have proof that this mysterious animal is a reality.”
But the scientific community’s eagerness to study the captured Bigfoot has been frustrated… ... Continue reading WWN: Bigfoot Captured in Catskills
In a breathless article entitled “ALIENS ATTEMPTED TO ABDUCT A BIGFOOT!,” The Weekly World News reports that:
Two hunters who witnessed the scene said three little green men with big eyes and bloated foreheads snatched the unsuspecting sasquatch right from the cave he was sleeping in.
This sounds all too familiar… Bigfoot abductions are way, way up over the past five years, and the government’s refusal to… ... Continue reading Weekly World News Reports on Disturbing Trend