Dandelion not included.

Over on Etsy, PlushroomSoup is selling a stuffed bigfoot named “Ennui.” He looks sad.

Neville isn’t dead yet, but he sure feels crummy. This poor little bigfoot tried everything he could think of to snap out of his funk. But nothing can cheer him up. Not even eating the cat.* Perhaps a change of scenery is just what the doctor ordered to cure Neville’s devastating boredom. Won’t you give him a new home?

For $58, maybe you can end his existential crisis.

Link to PlushroomSoup’s listing.

Like to knit? Love the Loch Ness Monster? Well, here’s something for you: The ‘Nessie’ amigurumi from etsy artist hansigurumi. It’s $5.00 for the pattern.

Click here for more pics and to purchase.