The National Geographic Channel’s airing a special on Bigfoot, and above is a clip from it featuring Dr. Jeff Meldrum.

The show next airs on Jan. 24th. Click the link above for more details.

Vanity Fair’s Eric Spitznagel attended the Texas Bigfoot Conference in October, and reveals the sordid truth about Bigfoot’s private life:

Drawing on interviews with dozens of eye-witnesses, Fahrenbach went on to say that Bigfoot’s diet is rich in mussels, clams, peacocks, and the “hindquarter” of deer. He insisted that Bigfoots enjoy wrestling, tickle fights, and, most surprisingly, gangbangs. He assured us that even a horny Sasquatch has an impeccable sense of orgy etiquette.

“When an especially large male came onto the scene,” Fahrenbach said, describing a sexual pileup involving one willing female and lots of dudes, “he didn’t try to buck the line but simply stood there and took his turn in good time.”

The full article’s worth a read: Here’s the link.

Roger Hagadone’s website doesn’t give much point of reference for these bigfoot photos, but they’re well done, so here’s the link.

Just in case you don’t have enough presidential bigfoot t-shirts, shirt.woot.com is offering the above design with a bit of Loch Ness flavor thrown in.

Myself? I prefer the Cthulu ticket, even though he hasn’t chosen (and by “chosen” I mean “not devoured”) a running mate yet.

LOCAL SASQUATCH hunter Larry Sommerfield’s convinced he’s in possession of a cast of a footprint of the often-sought but seldom-seen creature.

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“You can see … it has four toes. More likely a Sasquatch footprint has five toes, but I’ve also seen three in Thornhill Park, at the fairgrounds,” said Sommerfield last week.

At 16 inches long and 10.5 inches wide, the footprint probably belongs to a creature that weighs around 1,000 pounds and stands at least 10 feet high, he adds.

Looks to me that, rather than sasquatch, they’ve got a cartoon character infestation. The cast pictured above couldn’t be more indicative of this.

Full story here.

The Canadian Taxpayers Federation (CTF) today released results of a national public opinion poll showing that by a two-to-one margin, Canadians are more likely to accept the validity of Bigfoot than they are promises on the campaign trail.

Click here for the full press release.

In the meantime, here’s a kickass tattoo from the Kustom Kulture Gallery in Baldwin, New York:

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It’s been slow news-wise ’round these parts, so let’s post some fake news: According to The Weekly World News, VP candidate Sarah Palin has shot and killed a bigfoot:

A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.

The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska.  Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.

Read the full “story” here.

Yeah… I guess you’re supposed to visit PhotonToaster.com, but I just checked it out, and that’s not really necessary.

Crime Prevention Specialist for the Botetourt County Sheriff’s Department, Sharon Coleman, is on vacation at Holden Beach near where Hanna came ashore. Well that’s not all she said that washed ashore — Bigfoot!

Using super detective work (no doubt) Coleman discovered actually her neighbors crafted Bigfoot out of seaweed that washed ashore from the hurricane. Wonder if we have a blogosphere site for Bigfoot?

Via The Roanoke Times