Stuff you can (or could) buy.
That headline should satisfy our yearly Frenchification quota.
Wired blog GeekDad has a write-up of Graham Roumieu’s four Bigfoot books, declaring them to be awesome:
Roumieu’s Bigfoot series is uproariously funny. And Bigfoot: I Not Dead digs deeper into the mysterious Sasquatch psyche. His musings wander from the pitiable (Bigfoot comes clean – his sense of direction just isn’t that good) to the absurd (Bigfoot ... Continue reading Wired Reviews Roumieu's Bigfoot Oeuvre
I actually really like this piece of bigfoot merch, though when I proposed a purchase my wife complained that it wasn’t big enough (and no, you wise-ass: that’s not a criticism I hear often from her).
From the product description:
With his characteristically big feet, our over two-foot-tall Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative ... Continue reading "Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Sculpture"
From the auction page:
Some of you may have heard about the recent discovery by the talented “Bigfoot search team” of Northern Georgia. I heard of it just this morning. Going to bed the night before, I fell asleep to the discovery channel and awoke to this disturbing discovery of my own. After some research ... Continue reading "Bigfoot Toast" on eBay
Bigfoot’s ToeJam is made in Washington from a secret recipe. Carefully harvested from sleeping Bigfoot, and freshly bottled for our customers; it tastes great on toast, in recipes, or right out of the jar. No Sasquatches were harmed in the collection or making of this jam. Flavor can vary depending on the diet of Bigfoot, although ... Continue reading Yum
Here’s another bigfoot-related t-shirt, this time featuring a Pacific Northwest native-themed piece of artwork by Threadless contributor lukethelast.
It’s not really for sale (yet), but if it garners enough votes, they’ll start producing it.
I don’t know why t-shirt artisans seem to think bigfoot just goes around kicking ass all day (don’t get me wrong… he could if he wanted to), but here’s a t-shirt depicting our favorite hairy bipedal cryptid taking on a unicorn:
It’s currently “out-of-stock,” just like the Lincoln/bigfoot one, but it appears the store has plenty of unkempt hipster ... Continue reading Another Fightin' Bigfoot T-Shirt
Here’s a pretty awesome t-shirt. The vendor’s currently out of stock on most of the sizes/styles of this, but you can sign up to be notified when they’re available.