Vanity Fair at the Texas Bigfoot Conference

Vanity Fair’s Eric Spitznagel attended the Texas Bigfoot Conference in October, and reveals the sordid truth about Bigfoot’s private life:

Drawing on interviews with dozens of eye-witnesses, Fahrenbach went on to say that Bigfoot’s diet is rich in mussels, clams, peacocks, and the “hindquarter” of deer. He insisted that Bigfoots enjoy wrestling, tickle fights, and, most surprisingly, gangbangs. He assured us that even a horny Sasquatch has an impeccable sense of orgy etiquette.

“When an especially large male came onto the scene,” Fahrenbach said, describing a sexual pileup involving one willing female and lots of dudes, “he didn’t try to buck the line but simply stood there and took his turn in good time.”

The full article’s worth a read: Here’s the link.

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