Dan Ackroyd Is Hammered

This is just… odd. Dan Ackroyd (of Ghostbusters and My Stepmother Is an Alien fame) is peddling liquor. Specifically, Crystal Head Vodka.

No ordinary vodka this… It’s triple-diamond filtered and bottled in a crystal skull. And yes, it’s a reference to those crystal skulls.

It can be had from several online retailers (assuming your state allows liquor purchases in that manner) at about $40 a bottle. Try here.

So it might be good and pure, and it might even put you in touch with the mystical plane of Zabuzu, but one thing’s for certain: It’ll never top Danny DeVito’s Limoncello.

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